Now mocking Chinese state media for breathless and brainless historical hyperbole is a bit of poor sport, but this little bit from the ChinaTibet portion of the People’s Daily website seemed even more breathless and, if possible, brainless than usual.
The article, in theory, is about the opening of a Museum of Chinese Characters in Anyang. So well as that goes, Anyang is known as a place for studying ancient writing and early scripts. But then the article takes a little detour from Henan out to the western steppe.
At the top of the page a prominently displayed caption reads:
Photo taken on November 16, 2009, shows the silver plates to commend high commissioners sent to Tibet by the Central Government of the Qing Dynasty (1644-1911) displayed in the Chinese Character Museum in Anyang, central China’s Henan Province. They serve as the witnesses to the fact that Tibet has been part of China since ancient times.
Leaving aside the question of whether the 18th century qualifies as “ancient,” it’s the desperation and the chronic lack of self-awareness that makes this so sad/funny (Like a drunk baby, but maybe not as funny) and it is this shrillness that tends to make